Call this professional?

As an example of the professionalism of MBS, I thought other forum members might like to see an example from their website, under the heading "Areas of our expertise". Now, for the benefit of you all, I've highlighted the glaring grammatical errors in their text. Have a little laugh as you read it. Oh, and you might like to ponder their claims, too.

[From the MBS website]
Subscription Management
Our unique form of subscription management allows the user to subscribe to an existing online service, without the need for additional information to be entered. The subscription is managed through the use of a unique and non removable identifier which is used to manage the user through all stages of the service.

Practical Example:
The user subscribes to a broadband connection through and online signup service. During the signup process, MBS collects the relevant user information and creates a unique identifier for that user. Through our unique interface, we monitor the user's internet usage and payment history. Should the user miss or default on a payment we are able to trace the debt to the user. This process is seamless.

Debt Management
We are well versed in the collection of outstanding online debts. Our systems enable the tracking of a transaction to a particular user and the location of that user. We are able to enforce a payment against that user by the numerous options are systems allow. Our collection rate is over 90%!

Tiered Access Control
Through the use of our online access and authentication systems, we can offer a tiered access process from simple verification to a complete and integrated billing solution for pay-per-view sites including affiliate programs

Microbilling
Our systems were designed to manage billing on any scale. We offer the ability for our clients to charge amounts at any interval and at as little as Â£1 a transaction.

Payment Protection
The nature of our tracking software allows every transaction to be logged against a user. Where transactions are carried out by the use of credit card we are able to offer a level of indemnification not experienced before. Should a merchant experience a chargeback at any point after the transaction originally occurred, we are able to query that transaction and claim back the chargeback if found to be unsubstantiated.

Password Free Access
MBS offer a completely password free access system. Through the use of our authentication serves and our ability to uniquely identify every user we are able to provide our customers with the ability to allow access to protected and pay-per-view sites without the use of passwords. This authentication system has shown to increase site revenues significantly as no details are required from the user. Our authentication servers provide all the necessary tracking and audit information to allow effective billing to take place.

In its simplest form, our password free access reduces the need for clients to remember them!

I hope all this made sense to you, because it smacks of somebody trying to blind others by science to me.